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JimRod: Brauch, bro-brok.

Announcer 1: It’s Chickenman. It’s Chickman.

Announcer 2 No, it’s not. It’s JimRod, the two-headed chicken who running for Governor. Let’s listen in.

Jim: Not Skinner Not Skinner.

Rod: Won’t debate. Won’t debate Skinner.

Announcer 1: What are they talking about?

Announcer 2: Sounds as if JimRod doesn’t want to debate Cal Skinner, the Libertarian Party candidate for Governor. I wonder why.

Announcer 1: I don’t know. Maybe JimRod is afraid Skinner will bring up some new ideas.

Announcer 2: Well, new ideas are something JimRod certainly doesn’t have, but nobody’s voting for Skinner.

Announcer 1: That’s not what the polls say.

Announcer 2: Why won’t the Rockford paper and TV station let Cal Skinner debate.

Announcer 1: I guess they’re all afraid of new ideas.

Announcer 3: Vote Libertarian for a change.
Vote Cal Skinner for a REAL CHANGE.

Skinner: Paid for by Skinner4Governor.org,
Reece Reed, Treasurer

Announcer 3: Stay turned to this station when JimRod, the two-headed chicken running for governor says, “The sky is falling. The sky is falling.”